Wolf's Den

Welcome to UggTowne!
Population... Unknown at this time. No one bothered to count the Native Population. Heh. However, a new family will be arriving soon...

(Warnings- none in this episode, amazingly)






This is Grian Ishkabibble, Founder of the new Ishkabibble line of Uggtowne. Formerly clean cut and straightlaced, once he was out from under the 'officials' eyes, he grew his hair out and went for more comfy clothes.



First thing he did, as per his resettlement agreement in the new towne, was find a good job. In his case, it was in Law Enforcement, because apparently, there wasn't enough cops around yet to keep the Natives from getting too unruly. (LTW is to become Capt Hero)

Almost as soon as he was done applying for his new job, the local Welcome Wagon rolled up to his front door.



Two female specimans of the Native Population climbed out, along with a nonconsequential male.



Grian hit it off quite well with the brunette...



And not so well with the blonde, who constantly turned down any offers of admiration with a sneer. Stuck up Bimbo.



Apparently, watching boxing while talking about the local economy, or lack thereof, was normal in this part of the new frontier.



After a short wooing period, Grian managed to win over the brunette, whose name is Brandi LeTourneau.



He invited her over the next night, for dinner, preparing Chicken Fettecini for his victem new Crush.




He gave her backrubs, flirted shamelessly....



Even got a First Kiss from her. Whereupon she fell in love. And went home dreaming about Grian.




The next day, Grian went to work, came home and made a new friend, who promptly tried to destroy his couch.



He then worked on his Body, all the better to impress his new girlfriend.. or tried to anyway.



After a quick shower, he called Brandi up and talked fashion. Then he invited her over for dinner again that night.



She came right over and they promptly got down to the making out in the driveway, on the sidewalk, whereever they found themselves.. must be true love.



Getting down on one knee..



Grian proposed...



Naturally Brandi accepted...







Not wanting to waste any time, after all, he wasn't getting any younger...



They got married immediately, right there in the street, under the stars.



And they went in, finally, to try for Generation 1 of the Ishkabibble family line of UggTowne...





Doing what all newlyweds do on their wedding night...

(It took, for the record, 3 tries and still no baby chimes. Grr)



Brandi got a haircut.

The next day, while Brandi worked on a painting,



Grian went back to working on his Body skill, all in the name of promotions at work.



After a shower, he showed off his new muscles to his new bride, in the hopes of enticing her back to bed....



Apparently, it worked.

*Commercial Break*



*End Commercial Break*

They went to work the next morning, Grian to his Patrol Officer job, Brandi to her Military job...



But as soon as she was dropped off by the carpool, she went sprinting for the bathroom.. Could it be?



Yes! Generation 1 has been conceived!

Fast forward a day...



Pop #1 early night fall, right after they went to bed (and screwed like bunnies again).

Fast forward again...



Pop #2 came during late night dinner of ginger fried beef.

Fast forward yet a third time...



Might not be such a good idea to rile up a pregnant woman who's due any time, while playing videos games...

In fact...



It's a really Bad Idea (tm)...



Yup. Brandi might not let you touch her ever again, Grian.



But then again... and here, folks, is where we learn that Brandi, the hussy, dyes her hair brown.



Meet Gaothan Ishkabibble, Firstborn of Generation 1. He has his parents' skintone, his mother's true hair color- Black and his father's eyes- Green.

And here we leave off with a touching picture of Grian being an awesome father...



Stayed tuned for the next Episode....