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Hey idiot!

Yeah you! The one driving the mini van thingy! Yeah you there who was tailgating me...

You didn't take the hint when I dropped my speed from 35mph to 30mph. So I dropped to 25mph.

You backed off for a few moments.

But then, as sdoon as I get back up to 35mph, you think in your idiotic little brain that means you can tailgate again..

Wrong answer, dipshit.

Hope you like having to clean the shit out of your drawers when I suddenly came to a complete STOP on you.

No love,

Me and the Demon Truck who really would have loved being rear ended cause YOU, idiot, would have bought ME a new Truck.

Moral of the story? You simply DO NOT tailgate someone driving a beatup Truck, especially when they are already going 5mph OVER the speed limit. Unless of course, you have the money to throw away on buying them a new vehicle as well as paying any possible health claims.... in which case, by all means, tailgate away!