Wolf's Den

So, a few days ago, Calling Out on Etsy blog did an entry about a reseller that, let me tell you, jumped the shark, went off the chain, train left the station and never came back, went so far into right field, no one can ever see it... you get the point.

4 days now, this has been going on.

now, some of us are getting strange emails or, in my case, spam comments.

now I get spam comments occasionally. But generally, they say things like, thanks for your blog, come buy these knock off sneakers, purses, what have you. You know, boring, run of the mill ones. So it's a special treat to get one like this!

But the one I got last night? Absolutely priceless. This one's a keeper, folks. (Oh, and for those following along at home- I track IPs, so yes, I have the IP on this comment.)

Comment as follows-

hello Earth, special question from Alpha Centauri! 混蛋

IP Address: xx.xx.xxx.xxx

Earth, tiny question from Alpha Centauri! 混蛋

你他媽的所有混蛋
你是他媽的愚蠢

tất cả các mẹ ngu ngốc

http://superhueta.ch/

あなたのすべての愚かな馬鹿

你他媽的所有混蛋
你是他媽的愚蠢

สอบถามรายละเอียดการเรียนต่อโทด้านโภชนาการค่ะ
لدي أنبوب منزلك المكسورة
יש לי צינור שבור הבית שלך

I hope you understand me , otherwise the earth will be destroyed

Folks, you can not make this up.

That there is SIX different languages. Well, seven counting the English.

In order- Chinese (several times), Vietnamese, Japanese, Thai, Arabic and Hebrew.

Translation as follows-

hello Earth, special question from Alpha Centauri!
Earth, tiny question from Alpha Centauri!

I hope you understand me , otherwise the earth will be destroyed


Bastard x 2

You fuck all the bastards
You fucking stupid

all the stupid mother

(website) (I don't recommend clicking that, I didn't, so I don't know where it leads, but well, I wouldn't risk it.)

Foolish fool all of your

You fuck all the bastards
You fucking stupid

Please study my masters in nutrition.

I have your home broken pipe.

I have your home broken pipe

Priceless, I tell ya. Absolutely the best spam comment ever. Bravo, you win the Internets.

And by the way, 'Anonymous', sorry, but I know who my mom and dad are, they were married when I was born, so, sorry, not a bastard.

EDIT TO ADD- Unfortunately, this comment doesn't appear to have originated with that blog post batshit crazy commenter. Unless she suddenly took a vacation to the Russian Federation (according to whois IP reverse lookup anyway), that is.

It's disappointing, because, well, it's just as nuts as those comments!

EDIT TO ADD #2- THIS is the best thing I've seen all day. Thanks, Lucky!

https://www.youtube.com/v/Eg6mtmUAytw?version=3&hl=en_US