Old people do not need fucking driver's licenses!
Old people don't know how to motherfucking STOP at a red light when I have the godsdamned green and am quite obviously driving in THE FUCKING LANE YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO FORCE ME OUGHT OF.
Yeah, locked my brakes up, dickwad. Yeah my fucking horn works too, you stupid bitch. So do my lungs and I know damn well you heard every single swear word that came out of my mouth, even over the Rob Zombie blaring from my system.
Next time you want to try to sideswipe someone, and force them into the turning lane from the straight lane(yer mother fucking damned lucky there wasn't anyone there, asswipe) and not even give them the courtesy of a fucking reach around first, let alone a wave to say fuck you too, buddy, make sure they aren't a godsdamned Marine who can swear at your ass in several languages.
And then you have the fucking guts to go 25mph in a 35mph zone and keep hitting your brakes. Guess what that just pissed me off more, bitch.
Oh and what the fuck was the little hunched over half wave from the dessicated dick in your passenger seat?? Was that supposed to mollify me after you tried to total my truck, bitch??? (And I would have made damn sure you totalled it too. Of course, the speed you were going would have done the job nicely.)) You are also motherfucking lucky my lunch from KFC that I JUST MOTHERFUCKING BOUGHT and that went onto the floorboards, didn't come out of the boxes/bag or you'd be forking over the 10 godsdamned cursed dollars I just spent for it, you cow.
Yeah what the fuck ever, you shit eating nondriving dried up old prune who should be at home napping instead of trying to drive people off the road.
Get the motherfuck off the damned road.
(Oh and that little swear test I took yesterday? After today, I could have aced it)