So if you follow me on
Twitter, you'll have seen my mention of a raccoon that decided to help itself to the birdseed a few nights ago (around 10pm) and how Caena was so not impressed.
Well, it decided that it enjoyed being told to get off my roof
SO MUCH, that it came back last night.
At 330am. Yeah. I scared it off. It came
BACK at
430 am. 
"Oh hai there, I'mma just gonna help myself, k? thankx!"
(Yes, the feeder was swinging. It had just let go of it and it had been 3/4 FULL.)Yeah. No. Not ok. Git off my porch. It's 330 in the damn morning! Quit ringing the wind chimes every 5 minutes and waking me up!

"So, umm, ok, no feeders then. Welp, I'll just clean up the seed I spilled then, in the hopes you'll go back inside and turn the lights off. No? That don't work either?"NO, that doesn't work either. I threw a couple empty woodpecker feeders at it. It just looked at me and silently mocked my poor aim when I'm half asleep and haven't bothered with putting my glasses on. I swear it was laughing at me. Then it climbed down and left.
I took the feeder down.
30 minutes later, it came back. And promptly left again when it saw the free food buffet was gone.
For the record? That deer/squirrel/raccoon/wildlife repellent stuff? So does not work.